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 You Still Owe Me Two Bucks Oh, baby! Where did we screw up Sweet girl You're a cat but a pup Sweet sugar You're packing your bags, leavin' me alone Human female You're leavin', leaving me a bone And just before you leave me, You bitch, listen forasecond, Close that door and here me out Or I'll call you and really shout Chorus You still owe me two bucks You promised to pay be back You still owe me two bucks You money-stealing hack Please, sweet darling, pay, pay,pay Pay me back Darling, You were driving down the street Honey Bee The car was dirty, and packed with Sil-ver-beat Naughty girl, You called me to pay for th

 Insane By Terra Eagle Somebody once told me I had too much coffee But it's not an addiction I was looking kind of weird Walking with a squid But it came with a free set of hats Well, the world is flat And the days come by request People vote no to idiots But I say they're the best. So much to do, so much to hit, So many penguins. You never knew they'd mutate Being insane is my fate. Hey now, I'm a insane git. Get me a straight jacket Hey now, I'm a coffee freak Get me a perculator All the dogs are reptiles. Why did I see an elephant? Yeah, it's a rubber room, And the temperature is great I may be stuck here, But

 What About Us? By Terra Eagle Theres a short-ish guy Trying to keep up with the group He's tired and hurt, feeling like dirt Yet he keeps within a loop. He sees the rocks, we're taught the locks We start to absail and he says "What about me? I'm afraid of heights So absailing isn't in my sights Can't you see, I'm scared to death? I'de rather be learning Macbeth" Theres a music man Singing just about every day Keeps up moral, doesn't have a cow Always knows whats right to say. But there's something gone, his face a con He looks up to the sky and says "What about me? I miss piano It's been too long since I heard it so W

You shook roads And rattled the town Too much vibration and walls fall down You trashed a car Left a scar Blooy hell, it's Great Godzilla He killed Mothra Several times at first 'cause destroying beer factories didn't quench his thirst Armies attacked, they were whacked Bloody hell, it's Great Godzilla Hit the city, Zilla Make a movie Hold it there And there goes Scene 25 down in flames Crap effects, so fake Name going 'roud the world It's Godzilla-la-la-la Destroying cities is your trademark Once it's rebuilt just trash again. Up in smoke, facotry of 'Coke' Bloody hell, it's Great Godzilla!

 A Can Full Of Tuna By Terra Eagle A can full of tuna What a wonderful food A can full of tuna Always makes you feel good It's full of protein And comes in 95gram cans It tates very fishy And in variety... A can full of tuna [Simba] "Whats that?" [Timone] "A tuna can. What does it look like?" [Simba] "I have no idea. I can't read" [Pumba] "Neither can I, but I can smell it" [Timone] *opens can and tries some* "Mmmm. Lemon and Dill flavoured" [Pumba] *opens can and eats some* "Aaaaah. Chilli" [Simba] Whats a tuna? [Timone] "Who cares. Eat some!" [Simba] *tries some* "Aaaaah. Chilli" [Timone] "You got it!" Yeeeeeah. Ye-yee

 ANZAC Memories By Terra Eagle Who could forget the efforts, Of the famous ANZAC soldiers? Who fought hard and lasted long, Standing shoulder to shoulder? On the 25th of April, The year was 1915 There was an unfortunate mishap, And one hell of a bloody scene. Started off when the word went out That Germany planned to invade People from Australia were recruited And, on December 1914, ANZAC was made. By a New Zeland clerk The name ANZAC was created, Probably at Birdwood's headquarters, But it wasn't dated. The recruits were all strong and sane, Well capable of such force. There were positions for all types, From shooting t

Mustard Sandwhich By Terra Eagle Mustard sandwich Guess I better make my sandwhich now Mustard sandwhich, very nice Guess I better make my sandwhich now. Vegemite isn't as good as mustard seeds Helps me to think of a lot of naught deeds All I wanna do is eat a nice, nice sandwhich All I wanna do is eat a nice, nice sandwhich All I wanna do is eat a nice, nice sandwhich All I wanna do is eat a nice, nice sandwhich Easy to make every morning And will last till the end of the day I used the fresh, crunchy bread Helgars, natually And the Masterfoods American Mustard Spread it manually Mustard sandwhich, very nice Guess I bett

Coffee Rhapsody By Terra Eagle Is this the real bean? Is this just freshly grown? Stirring inside my thoughts is Coffee without a home Think about it Coffee isn't shit Just caffiene I'm addicted to it, I need no sympathy For I drink some now, drink some then I ran out, can I borrow your pen? Just to remind myself I need to go and buy some more, Some more Momma, just gave up coffee Put the cup down and said. "My taste for coffee is dead." Momma, it isn't right I'm sure too much of it made, you lose site Bloody, he-ell I've drunk this for years Giving it up briiiings me to tears Momma, (wooo,hooo) I'm

"Why the hell did you grow mould?". By Terra Eagle I made works of art, a few mistakes too All the mistakes went, down the loo And I think "Why the hell did I grow mould?". I see my house-trained mould, In the coffee Getting a tan, thats kinda creepy And I think "Why the hell did I grow mould?" The mould of the coffee will never ever die Damn thing is immortal, no matter how I try I tried sending it a nitro bomb in disguise As a nicely-done 'Get Well' card It now moved out of home, I watch him pack He's now going to Brazil, he'll give it a crack And I think "Why the hell did you grow mould?". Yes I think "Why the hell did you

Yeah, yeah. Check it out now Yeah, yeah Small, aint it? It's a world of laughter (laughter, laughter) A world of tears A world of beers Filled with careers It's a world of hopes, popes, And a world of fears There's so much that we share Dare, even try to scare That it's time we're aware It's a small world after all Yeah! It's a small world after all Rip it! It's a small world after all Rap it! It's a small world after all Rup it! It's a small, small world Yeah, yeah, yeahyeahyeah! It's a small world after all Rip it! It's a small world after all Rap it! It's a small world after all Rup it! It's a small